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While driving on the roads, I have observed these funny oneliners. I think these oneliners reflect the imagination of those who created them. It is really good to come up with such creations.

Enjoy....

Nazar Hatti toh Durghatna Ghati
Haste makes waste
Safety First Speed Next
Better be safe than sorry
Drive don't fly
Control your speed
Alert avoid accidents
Always expect the unexpected
Drive like Hell and you will be there
If you sleep your family will weep
After whisky, driving risky
First deserve then desire
Hurry makes worry
This is a highway, not the runway
Faster will see a disaster
On the bend go slow friend
Eager to last, why drive fast
It's your life, be safe
Better be late than sorry
Be Mr. Late than Late Mr
Don't gossip let him drive
Go easy on my curves
Be soft on my curves
Be gentle on my curves
Don't hurry on my curves
Somebody is waiting for you, drive slow
Life is short, don't make it shorter
If married, divorce speed
Speed thrills, but kills
Be slow unless you have an appointment with God
Better be 15 minutes late in this world than 15 years early in the next world

I will add some more whenever I come across new ones.

Labels: Funny Road Signs (one liners)